Friday, February 13, 2009

UFO COBRAS. IT"S DIRTY GAME;


Many people come up to me on the streets, asking where the name UFO Cobras originated. It's quite simple, before each game, the teammates inject Cobra venom into their blood. Alien Cobra Venom. Some say, it's what gives us the super human courage we need to come back week after week. Others say it gives us the strength to hold our heads up high, despite the current standing of 8th (out of 10 teams). All I know for sure is that when i arrive for the game, my blood is green. My eyes are slanted. I can't feel my legs. And occasionally I vomit up dinner. Just like a cobra. So now you know the history. Its time to step into the now. Welcome to Lucky Strike- The internet version.

This blog is going to be updated after every game, more or less. So you can read about it from the comfort of your chair while waiting for your porn sites to download. It's going to tell you all you need to know about the dirrty game if you weren't fortunate enough to watch it live.

See you Tuesday when we take on Team Wang at 7:15pm. They're sitting behind in 9th position and are eager to take our slot and climb up the ladder. Remember to bring your fangs cobras.

1 comment:

  1. I reckon we should think of mixing cobra venom with poo, hence creating a new strain of some serious cobra shit!!! So that way, we'll combine superhuman strength with courage!!!

    It flawless!!!!

    Inferno

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